A Conflicting Conversation between Robert and Eric

A Conflicting Conversation between Robert and Eric

I recently heard this conversation between two individuals. The dialogue depicts scenes in a play. Robert and Erick are in a car garage, they have both taken their cars for servicing. While the cars are being serviced, Roberts happens to be very much interested in cars while Eric is not. ( Robert and Eric sit quietly under the shade, Robert then brakes the long silence)

Robert:  Eric my friend, Whose vehicle do you think runs faster, mine or yours?

Erick: I cannot tell, we have never gone for any speed test.

Robert: Well, okay, what is the maker of your car?

Eric: My car is a 1988 Honda Accord.

Robert: That car is a very big; it is just a piece of shit!

Eric: That is the only type I could afford.

Robert: (laughing out loudly) so u agree that it is a piece of shit.

Eric: Well, even if it is a piece of shit, it works so I have no problem with it.

Robert: What do you mean works? How can you say that a piece of shit works? That is hilarious!!!

Eric: I don’t even understand what u means.

[Long pause.]

Robert: Do you know the

Eric: Do you know the type of car I drive?

Robert: (Smiling mockingly) A baby Ford, the old and outdated 1999 Ford Mustang

Eric: But it is still a good car yah? Or what do you think?

Robert: You are absolutely right; t is a very good car.

Eric: I see.

Robert: Does your car run fast?

Eric: Fine, it goes fast but I also make it go. It goes around forty miles per hour,

Robert: (Laughing out loudly) Fuck your car!!! Mine goes 140 miles per hour. My baby vehicle goes for 140! 140! It runs faster.

Eric: You are right, your baby car is the fastest, I agree with you.

[Long pause.]

Robert: Am planning of getting some nitrous

Eric: What did y.............